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Meet John Doe
A man needing money agrees to impersonate a nonexistent person who said he'd be committing suicide as a protest, and a political movement begins. (imdb)
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Jupiter Ascending
In the future, a young destitute human woman gets targeted for assassination by the Queen of the Universe, and begins her destiny to finish the Queen's reign. (imdb)
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Ferrari
The life story of Italian sports car entrepreneur Enzo Ferrari. (imdb)
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Sag Salim
One day, the village headman asks Salim to take the body of a dead man to Sivas so the poor soul can be buried in his hometown. Salim has an immense fear of death and dead people, so he instantly freaks out at the proposition, but he cannot refuse. This is only the beginning of a very odd series of events that will happen to this poor sap throughout the day on the road. (todayszaman.com)
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Elizabeth I
Elizabeth I (2005) - TV Mini-Series
Miniseries about the the public and private lives of the later years of Queen Elizabeth I. (imdb)
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The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer
A high school girl falls for a playboy artist with screwball results. (imdb)
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Ghosts of Mars
A harrowing tale of rescue and escape from a colonized Mars 175 years into the future. (Columbia Tristar)
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Sophie Scholl: The Final Days
The true story of Germany's most famous anti-Nazi heroine is brought to thrilling life in Germany's official Foreign Language Film selection for the 2005 Academy Awards. Sophie Scholl stars Julia Jentsch in a luminous performance as the young coed-turned-fearless activist. Armed with long-buried historical records of her incarceration, director Marc Rothemund expertly re-creates the last six days of Sophie Scholl's life: a heart-stopping journey from arrest to interrogation, trial and sentence. (Zeitgeist Films)
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Pit and the Pendulum
Francis Barnard goes to Spain, when he hears his sister Elizabeth has died. Her husband Nicholas Medina, the son of the brutest torturer of the Spanish Inquisition, tells him she has died of a blood disease, but Francis finds this hard to believe. After some investigating he finds out that it was extreme fear that was fatal to his sister and that she may have been buried alive! Strange things then start to happen in the Medina castle. (imdb)
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Tony Manero
A serial killer is obsessed with the John Travolta's disco dancing character from "Saturday Night Fever". (imdb)
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