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The Stendhal Syndrome
Dario Argento's thriller stars the director's daughter Asia as Anna Manni, a policewoman trying to capture a vicious serial rapist and killer. The problem is that she suffers from "Stendhal's syndrome", a psychosomatic disease that gives her dizziness and hallucinations when she is exposed to the sight of paintings and artistic masterpieces. When the maniac lures her into a trap inside Florences' famous Uffizi museum, her troubles are just beginning... (imdb)
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Romantik
The friendship of GOKHAN and OMER is challenged when OMER falls in love with beautiful YASEMIN. Gokhan frames his best friend Omer for a murder, subsequently Omer must leave the country. Yasemin, grieving over the loss of her love Omer, gets closer to Gokhan, who works in her cruel father's shady business. Just when the two are to marry, Omer comes back to expose the web of lies. As Gokhan states in the final scene, "The thicker the veil of beliefs, the later rises the sun of wisdom." (imdb)
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Confessions of a Shopaholic
An interview mix-up leads a girl aiming for a fashion job to instead be hired for a financial journalism position. Hilarity ensues as she nurtures her shopping addiction while falling for her new boss and trying to win over the fashion editor as well.
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Nar
"The Pomegranate" tells the story of a woman; seeking her own justice."The Pomegranate" questions the justice of four people with different beliefs in a house, in half a day and in their own realms of faith.Asuman is a fortune-teller with uncanny psychic powers who lives in the suburbs of Istanbul but tells fortunes of the rich at their own luxurious places. (AKSAV)
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Cemetery Man
A cemetery man must kill the dead a second time when they become zombies. (imdb)
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She-Devil
An awkward and fat woman lives in the suburbs with her husband. She becomes a a monster who wants to revenge that her husband was seduced by an authoress who writes trash fiction. (imdb)
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To Sleep with Anger
A charismatic old acquaintance drifts into town, stirring up trouble for a mild-mannered family. (imdb)
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Kolya
Franta Louka is a concert cellist in Soviet-occupied Czechoslovakia, a confirmed bachelor and a lady's man.
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Holidays
HOLIDAYS is an anthology feature film that puts a uniquely dark and original spin on some of the most iconic and beloved holidays of all time by challenging our folklore, traditions and assumptions. (imdb)
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Battle for the Planet of the Apes
Ten years after conquering the Earth, ape leader Caesar wants the ruling apes and enslaves humans to live in peace. But warning factions of apes led by a militant gorilla general as well as various human groups threaten the stability. (imdb)
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