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Top Gear
Top Gear (2002) - TV Series
Jeremy, Richard and James talk about everything car-related. From new cars to how they're fueled, this show has it all. (imdb)
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(T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1
Hundreds of years after humans have settled on Mars, Regulator Rogul and Lord Jens Maul, lead a force of Martians to Earth in order to conquer the planet. Queen Metaphor looks to the gay heroes aboard the spaceship Surprise -- Captain Kork, Mr. Spuck, and first engineer Schrotty -- for help. (imdb)
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100 Girls
This sexy, teen-comedy is about a freshman, Matthew (played by Jonathan Tucker), at college who meets... (imdb)
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Stitches
A clown comes back from the dead to haunt those who took his life during a fatal party mishap. (imdb)
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Escape from the Planet of the Apes
Following the events in "Beneath the Planet of the Apes", Cornelius and Zira flee back through time to 20th Century Los Angeles... (imdb)
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Shin Godzilla
It's a peaceful day in Japan when a strange fountain of water erupts in the bay, causing panic to spread among government officials. At first, they suspect only volcanic activity, but one young executive dares to wonder if it may be something different - something alive. His worst nightmare comes to life when a massive, gilled monster emerges from the deep and begins tearing through the city, leaving nothing but destruction in its wake. (wikipedia)
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Wiener-Dog
Wiener-Dog tells several stories featuring people who find their life inspired or changed by one particular dachshund, who seems to be spreading a certain kind of comfort and joy. (Letterboxd)
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Sholay
Sholay means fire. In this particular movie, a Police Officer, who family was killed by a bandit named Gabbar Singh, decides to fight fire with fire and recruits two convicts, Jai and Veeru. He approaches them in jail, puts the proposal in front of them, and they agree to bring in Gabbar Singh alive - for a hefty price... (imdb)
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The Whistleblower
A drama based on the experiences of Kathryn Bolkovac, a Nebraska cop who served as a peacekeeper in post-war Bosnia and outed the U.N. for covering up a sex scandal. (imdb)
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Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Three girls come to Hollywood to make it big, but find only sex, drugs and sleaze. (imdb)
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