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The most dangerous hitman in the world, Arthur Bishop thought he had put his murderous past behind him when his most formidable foe kidnaps the love of his life. Now he is forced to travel the globe to complete three impossible assassinations, and do what he does best, make them look like accidents. (imdb)

A grumpy Grinch plots to ruin Christmas for the village of Whoville. (imdb)

Shigeo Kageyama, aka "Mob," is at first glance an average middle school boy who actually possesses powerful psychic abilities. Wanting to be normal, he suppresses his abilities, leading to a general emotional detachment. He exorcises spirits for self-proclaimed psychic Reigen, his master and a con artist. But when Mob's emotions reach 100 percent, his pent-up feelings unleash a dark and frightening power.

When an American on vacation falls afoul of a gang of Teddy Boys in London, he tries to escape by breaking into a top secret installation that is performing secret experiments on a group of children.

Kaspar and the class pushover Joosep are 16 and life in high school isn't easy. Without meaning to, Kaspar defends Joosep against the bullying of his classmates, but every time Kaspar tries to help, it backfires, with the class taking it out on Joosep... (imdb)

A hit man from the Midwest moves to Los Angeles and gets caught up in the city's theatre arts scene. (imdb)

Due to the pandemic, Parker and her best friend decide to quarantine at the family lake house alone - or so they think. (imdb)

"Sometimes sex is an urgent obligation." ( from the film) 31 is popular Turkish slang for masturbation. Feeling Blue and 31 is the story of two young men whose lives quite literally come to rest upon the performance of their appendages. Ege and Kerem are 25-year-old virgins who masturbate excessively. One day Eros appears to them and threatens to castrate them if they fail to get laid within the subsequent seven days. (Istanbul Independent Film Festival)

Not too long ago, there was a sheep who proudly danced in his lush wool until he had his first sheering which left him humiliated. However, in his despair, a jackalope passes by and shows the forlornly shorn sheep he can still dance even his present state to maintain his own sense of self worth during difficult times. (imdb)

A freewheeling Detroit cop pursuing a murder investigation finds himself dealing with the very different culture of Beverly Hills.