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Get Out Your Handkerchiefs
Solange is depressed: she's stopped smiling, she eats little, she says less. She has fainting fits.... (imdb)
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Fateless
Fateless is based on the moving and disturbing novel by 2002 Nobel Prize winner Imre Kertész about a Hungarian Jewish boy's experiences in German concentration camps and his attempts to reconcile himself to those experiences after the war. (ThinkFilm)
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Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins
Buzz Lightyear must battle Emperor Zurg with the help of three hopefuls who insist on being his partners. (imdb)
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Battlestar Galactica
When an old enemy, the Cylons, resurfaces and obliterate the 12 colonies, the crew of the aged Galactica protects a small civilian fleet - the last of humanity - as they journey toward the fabled 13th colony of Earth.
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Invincible
Invincible (2021) - TV Series
An adult animated series based on the Skybound/Image comic about a teenager whose father is the most powerful superhero on the planet.
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Singularidades de uma Rapariga Loira
A young man falls helplessly in love with a mysterious blond woman that turns his life upside down.
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Poison
Poison (2023) - Short Film
A man discovers a poisonous snake asleep in his bed in this well-known Roald Dahl short story. (Netflix)
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Naisu no mori: The First Contact
Naisu no Mori: The First Contact is the only film that features an ejaculating Ass-Television that plugs into a schoolgirl's navel to save an alien planet and give birth to a tiny sushi chef. (SFIndie.com)
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Air Bud
A young boy and a talented stray dog with an amazing basketball playing ability become instant friends... (imdb)
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The Far Country
In 1896, Jeff Webster sees the start of the Klondike gold rush as a golden opportunity to make a fortune in beef...and woe betide anyone standing in his way! (imdb)
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