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The Woman in Red
On his way to work, Teddy spots Charlotte - an incredibly beautiful Woman in Red. He really wants to meet her - but what would his wife say ? (imdb)
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Schwarzfahrer
Schwarzfahrer (1993) - Short Film
A young black man is verbally harassed by an older woman on a streetcar, while the other passengers remain silent. He finally extracts his revenge. (imdb)
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The Screwfly Solution
The Screwfly Solution (2006) - Season 2, Episode 7
Masters of Horror - Season 2, Episode 7
When a virus overcomes the male population of the United States and turns them into murderous psychopaths, a mother and daughter escape across a country where their safety is in question. (imdb)
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Eu Não Quero Voltar Sozinho
(This is the short upon which 2014's feature-length film of the same name was based) The arrival of Gabriel, a new student in school, changes everything in Leonardo's life. This 15 year-old blind teenager has to deal with the jealousy of his childhood friend Giovana while trying to figure out his feelings for Gabriel. (insideout.ca)
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Fly Away Home
A father and daughter decide to attempt to lead a flock of orphaned Canada Geese south by air. (imdb)
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Mickey Blue Eyes
After discovering the shady identity of his girlfriend's father, an English art-house auctioneer (Grant) finds himself inadvertently laundering money through his auction house, becoming an accessory to murder, and having to pass himself off as the notorious Mickey Blue Eyes. (Castle Rock Entertainment)
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Blackadder Back & Forth
It's Millennium Eve and Blackadder is hosting a dinner party for a few select friends, Lady Elizabeth ('Miranda Richardson' ), Viscount George (Hugh Laurie), Archbishop Melchett ('Stephen Fry' ), and Archbishop Darling (Tim McInnerny). Baldrick (Tony Robinson) devises yet another of his infamous cunning plans... (imdb)
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La Antena
Set in an undisclosed time and place 'The City without a Voice', whose inhabitants have lost their voices to the sinister Mr. TV, live their daily lives in an eternal snow and are subjected to controlled Television programming and must even eat a mind-numbing TV dinner. However, this is not enough for Mr. TV--he wants their minds as well... (cinemawithoutborders.com)
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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
The most delicious event since macaroni met cheese. Inspired by the beloved children's book, the film focuses on a town where food falls from the sky like rain.
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Fatman
Santa Claus must contend with a hitman sent from a disappointed child. (imdb)
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