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The Dark House
The story takes place in two parallel time planes. The first plot follows the events of one autumn night in 1978. Edward Srodon, a zootechnician, makes an accidental stopover in a farmhouse of Dziabas family in the remote area of Bieszczady Mountains. He stays for the night. Second plot is set on a winter day, during the Martial Law in Poland. An investigating team of police is visiting the crime scene. Lieutenant Mroz is trying to solve the multiple murder case from four years ago. (imdb)
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A Cat in the Brain
A horror film director is stalked by a mad psychiatrist/serial killer bent on killing people to model the killings after the director's gory death scenes from his movies. (imdb)
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All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
A series of films about how humans have been colonized by the machines we have built. Although we don't realize it, the way we see everything in the world today is through the eyes of the computers.
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The Hallow
A family who move into a remote milllhouse in Ireland find themselves in a fight for survival with demonic creatures living in the woods. (imdb)
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Polis
Musa Rami, who has become a legend with his struggle against the mafia, is a police officer at homicide division. One day prior to celebrating his 63rd birthday, with a surprise party arranged by his family, he finds out that he has cancer and two months left before his death. In these two months, will he be able to fight against the mafia... (imdb)
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Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders
The story starts off when the Mystery Machine driving through a desert town. A sand storm kicks in, and Shaggy makes an accidental turn into government property. The sight of a UFO causes Shaggy to lose control of the vehicle, and find themselves on the outskirts of a small town. (Wikipedia)
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The Grandmother
The Grandmother (1970) - Short Film
A young boy plants some strange seeds and they grow into a grandmother. Short, surreal, and David Lynch's third film. (imdb)
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A Most Wanted Man
A Chechen Muslim illegally immigrates to Hamburg, where he gets caught in the international war on terror.
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The Uninvited
A brother and sister move into an old seaside house they find abandoned for many years on the English coast. Their original enchantment with the house diminishes as they hear stories of the previous owners and meet their daughter (now a young woman) who now lives as a neighbor with her grandfather. Also heard are unexplained sounds during the night... (imdb)
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Breathe
A high-school tale of two teenage girls who develop an intense -- and potentially dangerous -- friendship. (TIFF)
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