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The State of Things
On location in Portugal, a film crew runs out of film while making their own version of Roger Corman's The Day the World Ended. The producer is nowhere to be found and director Munro attempts to find him in hopes of being able to finish the film. (imdb)
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Hot Pursuit
An inept police officer must protect the widow of a drug dealer from criminals and dirty policemen. (imdb)
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Still Walking
A yearly reunion of a dysfunctional family.
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Summer School
High School coach Freddy Shoop (Harmon) has plans: summer in Hawaii. But the vice-principal has plans for Freddy, too. Teaching remedial English. Aloha, paradise. Hello, Summer School. Shoop and his class of likable misfits survive goof-ups and good times on the road to academic success... and the self-respect that goes with it. (Paramount)
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Poirot
Poirot (1989) - TV Series
From England to Egypt, accompanied by his elegant and trustworthy sidekicks, the intelligent yet eccentrically-refined Belgian detective Hercule Poirot pits his wits against a collection of first class deceptions. (imdb)
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The Key to Reserva
The Key to Reserva: Scorcese films a "lost" Hitchcock script. A briliant advertisement and a complex homage to Alfred Hitchcock and Bernard Hermmann. (YouTube)
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Delirious
Les, a small-time celebrity photographer(Buscemi) desperate to make it big befriends Toby, a homeless young man(Pitt) with no direction except a vague desire to become an actor. When by chance Toby becomes romantically involved with K'Harma Leeds,the hottest pop star of the moment, Les grows jealous and plots revenge. (imdb)
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Beethoven\
Beethoven's 3rd (2000) - Direct-to-Video
Richard Newton and his family are taking his Brother's dog Beethoven across America with them to a family reunion, while carrying a computer code in a DVD which two computer hacker's are after.
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Dave Chappelle: The Closer
As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave take the stage to try and set the record straight – and get a few things off his chest. (Netflix)
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Jeepers Creepers 3
This is a 'midquel' set between the events of Jeepers Creepers and Jeepers Creepers 2. The Creeper continues to wreak havoc on the community as those who witnessed his reign of carnage 23 years prior gather together to ideally take him down.
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