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After discovering that his next-door neighbor and ultimate dream girl, Judy (Pixie Lott), has suddenly moved away, hot-tempered, squeaky-voiced Fred Figglehorn (Lucas Cruikshank) sets out on a wacky adventure to find her and prove that he's way cooler than other kids think. Inspired by a popular YouTube Web series, this children's comedy casts professional wrestler John Cena as Fred's awesome dad. (Netflix)

Workaholic Thomas Johnson dies in an auto accident and comes back to life as a dog. Remembering some of who he was, he returns to his wife and son to protect them from the man who caused his accident. But, as time goes by, he remembers more of his life, and realizes he wasn't such a good husband and father. (imdb)

A 1982 Turkish comedy starring Kemal Sunal.

The Candyman moves on to New Orleans and starts his horrific murders once more. This time, his intended victim is a school teacher. Her father was killed by the Candyman, and brother wrongly accused of the murders (imdb)

Susan Cooper is an unassuming, deskbound CIA analyst, and the unsung hero behind the Agency's most dangerous missions. But when her partner falls off the grid and another top agent is compromised, she volunteers to go deep undercover to infiltrate the world of a deadly arms dealer, and prevent a global crisis. (imdb)

This thriller recounts the true story of five teenage travelers stranded in a rural Texas town, fighting for their lives against a chainsaw wielding madman and his bizarre extended family. (New Line Productions)

Supposedly based on the short story by Ernest Hemingway. In this film noir, two hitmen want to find out why their latest victim (a race car driver!) "just stood there and took it" when they came to shoot him (imdb)

An Interpol agent tracks the world's most wanted art thief. (imdb)

A funny tale about a college professor who turns into a singing superstar, Abuzer Kadayif, by night.

The title river unites a farmer recently released from prison, his young son, and an ambitious saloon singer. In order to survive, each must be purged of anger, and each must learn to understand and care for the others. (imdb)