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The story of McDonald's founder, Ray Kroc. (imdb)

A stray cat is the linking element of three tales of suspense and horror. (imdb)

An aimless former student of forensic science eager to embrace a quiet life in Portland discovers a mystery that shakes him out of his slumber in this comedy-cum-thriller from a key practitioner of low-budget indie filmmaking. (sffs.org)

The Smurfs team up with their human friends to rescue Smurfette, who has been kidnapped by Gargamel since she knows a secret spell that can turn the evil sorcerer's newest creation - creatures called the Naughties - into real Smurfs. (imdb)

In a series of sexual mishaps, a high school senior tries to lose her virginity on the last night before graduation. (Rotten Tomatoes)

A sci-fi adventure that weaves together over 50 years of alien abductions into the story of three families' experiences.

In a violent, futuristic city where the police have the authority to act as judge, jury and executioner, a cop teams with a trainee to take down a gang that deals the reality-altering drug, SLO-MO. (imdb)

A wealthy judge coaxes the brilliant but eccentric neurological surgeon Dr. Vollin (Lugosi), who also has an obsessive penchant for Edgar Allen Poe, out of retirement to save the life of his daughter, a dancer crippled and brain damaged in an auto wreck... (imdb)

An underachieving vocal coach is motivated by her father, the king of movie-trailer voice-overs, to pursue her aspirations of becoming a voiceover star. Amidst pride, sexism and family dysfunction, she sets out to change the voice of a generation. (sundance.org)

A dog returns from the dead looking for revenge on his killer using an orphan girl who can talk to animals. (imdb)