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In the haze of a midlife crisis, an architect begins living a double life as a punk while members of his family lead their own crisis-ridden lives.

Young boy befriends larcenous orangutan in luxury hotel. (imdb)

A criminal bides his time at a seedy motel, waiting for his boss after killing several men and making away with a mystery bag (imdb)

Presents a day in the life in Austin, Texas among its social outcasts and misfits, predominantly the twenty-something set... (imdb)

A young punk rock band find themselves trapped in a secluded venue after stumbling upon a horrific act of violence. (imdb)

A young Tawianese/Mandarin girl finds a bottle which makes her go to Hong Kong to meet a guy named Albert... (imdb)

The twisted minds of two of the six screenwriters behind "Scary Movie" skewer the romantic comedy genre. (20th Century Fox)

New York cop John McClane gives terrorists a dose of their own medicine as they hold hostages in an LA office building. (imdb)

A scientist has a horrific accident when he tries to use his newly invented teleportation device. (imdb)

Based on Thomas Hardy's 19th century novel, Bathsheba Everdene is a willful, passionate girl who captures the lives and loves of three very different men: Gabriel Oak (Alan Bates), a sheep farmer who is captivated by her beauty and proposes marriage; William Boldwood (Peter Finch), a prosperous man in his early forties and a confirmed bachelor; and Sergeant Frank Troy (Terence Stamp), a handsome, reckless swordsman given to sudden fits of violence. (imdb)