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Istanbul is under quarantine. Felek and Kerim find the best way to make profits in this period. They will access people's computers and introduce themselves as government officials, making them confess their "crimes". However, the city in question is Istanbul and all kinds of people live here.

The life of super-yuppie J.C. is thrown into turmoil when she inherits a baby from a distant relative. (imdb)

Drea and Eleanor agree to go after one another's bullies.

The Man of Steel finds himself outshone by a new team of ruthless superheroes who hold his idealism in contempt. (imdb)

Jerry Seinfeld is joined by friends for a cup of coffee and a drive in a classic car, sharing stories all along the way. (imdb)

Connie (Vardalos) and Carla (Colette) are two small-town girls whose dreams of stardom have taken them nowhere. In a new place, with new identities, they create a cover (with a lot of cover-up) that makes them the toast of the town -- headlining in a local drag club, they soon find the acclaim that has always eluded them, singing the show tunes they've always loved. (Universal Pictures)

The misadventures of a blissfully macabre but extremely loving family. (imdb)

The story of an 18-year-old marine recruit named Private Joker - from his carnage-and-machismo boot camp to his climactic involvement in the heavy fighting in Hue during the 1968 Tet Offensive. [Warner Bros.]

After failing his fellow students in a Lion Dance competition, Dragon (Jackie Chan) is sent away from his school in disgrace... (imdb)

When the owner of a struggling used car lot is killed, it's up to the lot's hot-shot salesman to save the property from falling into the hands of the owner's ruthless brother and used-car rival. (imdb)