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Only the Lonely
A Chicago cop must balance loyalty to his overbearing mother and a relationship with a shy funeral home worker. (imdb)
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Branded
Set in a dystopian future where corporate brands have created a disillusioned population, one man's effort to unlock the truth behind the conspiracy will lead to an epic battle with hidden forces that control the world. (IMDb)
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Twin Peaks
Twin Peaks (1990) - TV Series
An idiosyncratic FBI agent investigates the murder of a young woman in the even more idiosyncratic town of Twin Peaks. (imdb)
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Bienvenido Mister Marshall
The little village of Villar del Río is awaiting the song performance of Carmen Vargas, 'The Great Andalusian Star'. The quiet village is governed by a deaf, naughty and good-natured Mayor, who's only seeking the way to give life to the place. By the same time good news comes to the village: the arrival of North American high personalities that will give economical aid to the nation city by city, village by village... (imdb)
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Beynelmilel
The film tells a story from Turkey in a difficult time and place. The year is 1982 and the place is Adiyaman - a less developed portion of Turkey. The story centers around local musicians who earn their living from night entertainment or weddings... (IMDB Comments)
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Get Rich or Die Tryin\
This hard-hitting drama stars 50 Cent as an orphaned street kid who makes his mark in the drug trade but finally dares to leave the violence behind and become the rap artist he was meant to be.
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Ich möchte kein Mann sein
This hilarious three-reel farce from director Ernst Lubitsch stars Ossi Oswalda as Ossi, a vivacious young woman whose ideas of fun -- smoking cigarettes, playing cards, dating boys -- unnerves her stodgy Uncle (Ferry Silka) and even stodgier Governess (Margareta Kupfer). (All Movie Guide)
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Victor/Victoria
A struggling female soprano finds work playing a male female impersonator, but it complicates her personal life. (imdb)
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Sherlock Holmes: Terror by Night
Holmes is hired by Roland Carstairs to prevent the theft of the Star of Rhodesia, an enormous diamond owned by Carstairs' mother... (imdb)
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Homecoming
Homecoming (2005) - Season 1, Episode 6
Masters of Horror - Season 1, Episode 6
While on a TV talk show, a spin doctor for the current administration unexpectedly finds himself wishing that a caller's son could return from the dead to explain why he died in the ongoing war. Then the recently-killed soldiers do return from the dead--but why? (imdb)
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