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Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens
Believe it or not even in Smalltown USA there are still people who are unfulfilled and unrelieved in the midst of plenty. Levonna & Lamar could have the perfect relationship if it were not Lamar's obsession with rear entry. After submitting to the one last time Levonna comes up with a plan. While Lamar is trying find other tail to try his technique on, Levonna becomes Lola with aid of a wig and a Mexican accent. A Mexican cocktail later Lola finally has Lamar straight, but he wasn't awake for it. (imdb)
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Henry V
Based on one the most popular historical plays by Shakespeare and made in order to boost moral of British troops during WW2... (imdb)
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Knight Rider
Knight Rider (1982) - TV Series
A lone crimefighter battles the forces of evil with the help of an indestructible and artificially intelligent supercar. (imdb)
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The Servant
This film takes a sharp look at British class relations via a dramatic turning of the tables between a dainty Oxbridge twit bachelor (played by a young and dapper James Fox) and his contemptuous manservant (imdb)
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Dracula
The ancient vampire Count Dracula arrives in England and begins to prey upon the virtuous young Mina
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Fallout
Fallout (2024) - TV Series
In a future, post-apocalyptic Los Angeles, citizens must live in underground bunkers to protect themselves from radiation, mutants, and bandits after nuclear annihilation. (imdb)
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Stranger Than Fiction
Will Ferrell plays Harold Crick, an IRS Agent whose world is turned upside-down when he begins to hear his life being chronicled by a narrator only he can hear. The Narrator, Kay Eiffel (Emma Thompson), a nearly forgotten author of tragic novels, is struggling to complete her latest and best book, unaware that her protagonist is alive and uncontrollably guided by her words. Fiction and reality collide when the bewildered and hilariously resistant Harold hears the Narrator say that events have been set in motion that will lead to his imminent death. (Sony)
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Interview
Self-destructive journalist Pierre Peders is no stranger to violence and inhumanity. Having made his name as a war reporter, he has traveled the world seeing some of the most horrifying sights imaginable. So he feels that his current puff-piece assignment, an interview with pop diva, TV and movie start Katya, is beneath his dignity. (imdb)
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The Million Dollar Hotel
Focusing on a gang of unique outcasts and misfits living in a downtown Los Angeles fleapit, this is a story of friendship, betrayal and the overwhelming power of unconditional love. (Icon/Road Movies)
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Mrs. Miniver
The Minivers, an English "middle-class" family experience life in the first months of World War II. (imdb)
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