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Swept Away
Contemporary adaptation of Lina Wertmuller's 1974 romantic comedy, a story of love, sex, drugs and too much money - all set against the backdrop of a Mediterranean island paradise.
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Romeo and Juliet
When the now famous "star crossed lovers" of two enemy families meet, forbidden love ensues. (imdb)
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Dexter\
The misadventures of a boy genius and his annoying sister. (imdb)
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Tôkyô zankoku keisatsu
Set in a future-world vision of Tokyo where the police have been privatized and bitter self-mutilation is so casual that advertising is often specially geared to the "cutter" demographic, this is the story of samurai-sword-wielding Ruka and her mission to avenge her father's assassination. Ruka is a cop from a squad who's mission is to destroy homicidal mutant humans known as "engineers" possessing the ability to transform any injury to a weapon in and of itself. (imdb)
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Pink Floyd The Wall
A troubled rock star descends into madness in the midst of his physical and social isolation from everyone. (imdb)
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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask
Seven segments related to one another only in that they all purport to be based on sections of the book by David Reuben... (imdb)
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Stonehearst Asylum
A recent medical school grad who takes a position at a mental institution soon finds himself taken with one of his colleagues -- though he has no initial idea of a recent, horrifying staffing change. (imdb)
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Watermelon Man
An extremely bigotted white man find out the hard (and somewhat humorous) way what it's like being a black man, firsthand! (imdb)
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Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
As the global economy teeters on the brink of disaster, a young Wall Street trader partners with disgraced former Wall Street corporate raider Gordon Gekko on a two-tiered mission: To alert the financial community to the coming doom, and to find out who was responsible for the death of the young trader's mentor.
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All Dogs Go to Heaven
A dog returns from the dead looking for revenge on his killer using an orphan girl who can talk to animals. (imdb)
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