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Vortex
The last days of an elderly couple stricken by dementia. (imdb)
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Fifteen Million Merits
Fifteen Million Merits (2011) - Season 1, Episode 2
Black Mirror - Season 1, Episode 2
In a bleak, automated future Britain, Bing is one of millions who pedal exercise bikes to create energy as a living. Bing uses his merits as entrance money to get sweet-voiced fellow worker Abi onto a TV talent contest, but it doesn't go as planned.
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A Street Cat Named Bob
James Bowen, a busker and recovering drug addict, has his life transformed when he meets a stray ginger cat.
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Year of the Dog
When Peggy (Shannon) loses her best friend, a Beagle named Pencil, she emerges from her loss with a new found sense of her place in the world and what it takes to make her happy. (Paramount Vantage)
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Wild Hogs
A rollicking comedy-adventure about a group of middle-aged friends who decide to rev up their routine suburban lives with a freewheeling motorcycle trip. As they go looking for adventure, they soon find that they've embarked on a journey they will never forget. (Touchstone Pictures)
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The Fate of the Furious
When a mysterious woman seduces Dom into the world of crime and a betrayal of those closest to him, the crew face trials that will test them as never before.
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Palermo Shooting
Follows a hotshot German photographer from Berlin who comes to Palermo because he needs to make a clean break from his past. In the city he meets a young woman and a completely different way of life. (movies.yahoo.com)
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Onibaba
After enlisting as a volunteer in a war in 14th century Japan, his wife and mother remain living in a swamp... (imdb)
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American Pop
The story of four generations of a Russian Jewish family of musicians parallels the history of American popular music in the 20th century. (imdb)
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Shrek 2
The fairy tale continues as everyone's favorite ogre faces his greatest challenge of all -- the inlaws! (DreamWorks)
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