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Alice; a single mother, is a dedicated senior plant breeder at a corporation engaged in developing new species. Against company policy, she takes one home as a gift for her teenage son, Joe.

When a rich woman's ex-husband and a tabloid-type reporter turn up just before her planned remarriage, she begins to learn the truth about herself. (imdb)

A bullied schoolboy dreams of traveling to Monster Island, where he befriends Godzilla's son, who is also having bully troubles. (imdb)

The first and only Super-Hero from New Jersey returns to the screen in his first feature film in ten years. (Troma)

Three WWII veterans return home to small-town America to discover that they and their families have been irreparably changed. (imdb)

This low key, insightful, and ultimately devastating film quietly observes a callow young man in his search for love. Utterly ill-equipped for the challenge, he bounces from one encounter to another, hoping that he'll find the connection to life that's missing in his life, but instead, he causes pain wherever he goes in his self-absorbed quest. When he finally utters the words "I love you" they are hollow and come immediately after his admission of dishonesty, manipulation and deception. (imdb)

The cryptkeeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello. (imdb)

Halfway between a sports documentary and an conceptual art installation, "Zidane" consists in a full-length soccer game (Real Madrid vs. Villareal, April 23, 2005) entirely filmed from the perspective of soccer superstar Zinedine Zidane. (imdb)

Remastered, re-cut, re-imagined, remarkable! The thrilling pilot episode of television's longest-running sci-fi series. (imdb)

The "real" story of Cinderella. A refreshing new take on the classic fairy tale. (imdb)