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An alien couple with cone-shaped heads (Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin) from the planet "Remulak" is mistakingly ditched on earth... (imdb)

Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 for CONTROL, battles the forces of KAOS with the more-competent Agent 99 at his side.

The escape of Bubba Reeves from prison affects the inhabitants of a small Southern town. (imdb)

Based on the acclaimed best-selling novel by Janet Fitch, White Oleander follows a young woman's journey through hardship and loss to maturity, joy and true independence. (Warner Bros.)

Crazy old Professor Gangreen has developed a way to make tomatoes look human for a second invasion. (imdb)

A drama focused on five months in the life of pedophile who keeps a 10-year-old boy locked in his basement.

Perky, perfect Carolyn and her Alpha Omega Pi sisters plan to win Sorority of the Year by impressing the Greek Council with a killer charity: coaching mentally challenged athletes for the regional Challenged Games. When Carolyn's assigned to coach Pumpkin she's terrified at first, but soon sees in him something she's never seen before: a gentle humanity and honest clarity that touches her soul... (imdb)

Filmmaker Werner Herzog travels to Antarctica to capture its landscape's rarely seen beauty on film.

A publicity stunt turns into the ultimate lopsided competition when the world-famous New York Rangers face off against the team from Mystery, Alaska, a hockey-loving town of only 633 people. (Hollywood Pictures)

A woman wakes up on a Star Trek-esque ship where the crew praise their all knowing and fearless captain. (imdb)