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La noche de 12 años
1973. Uruguay is governed by a military dictatorship. One autumn night, three Tupamaro prisoners are taken from their jail cells in a secret military operation. The order is precise: "As we can't kill them, let's drive them mad." The three men will remain in solitary confinement for twelve years. Among them is Pepe Mujica - later to become president of Uruguay. (Written by Tornasol)
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The Cleveland Show
The adventures of the Family Guy (1999) neighbor and deli owner, Cleveland Brown. (idmb)
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Salò, or The 120 Days Of Sodom
Four fascist libertines round up 9 teenages boys and girls and subject them to 120 days of physical, mental and sexual torture.
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Mona Lisa
George, after getting out of prison, begins looking for a job, but his time in prison has reduced his stature in the criminal underworld... (imdb)
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New Wave
Nouvelle Vague concerns the return of a man who may or may not have returned from the dead. The film's narrative is extremely disjointed and might be better understood as an essay on the idea of returning. (All Movie Guide)
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Kramer vs. Kramer
A just divorced man must learn to care for his son on his own, and then must fight in court to keep custody of him. (imdb)
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Maleficent
The "Sleeping Beauty" tale is told from the perspective of the villainous Maleficent and looks at the events that hardened her heart and drove her to curse young Princess Aurora. (imdb)
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Nothing But Trouble
A businessman finds he and his friends the prisoners of a sadistic judge and his equally odd family in the backwoods of a bizarre mansion. (imdb)
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Taboo
Taboo (2016) - TV Series
Adventurer James Keziah Delaney builds his own shipping empire in the early 1800s. (imdb)
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Follow the Fleet
When the fleet puts in at San Francisco, sailor Bake Baker tries to rekindle the flame with his old dancing partner... (imdb)
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