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Sex and the City
Four female New Yorkers gossip about their sex-lives (or lack thereof) and find new ways to deal with being a woman in the 90s.
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Neighbors
A couple with a newborn baby face unexpected difficulties after they are forced to live next to a fraternity house. (imdb)
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See No Evil
Seven feet tall. Four hundred pounds. A rusty steel plate screwed into his skull and razor-sharp fingernails that pluck out his victims' eyes. Reclusive psychopath Jacob Goodnight (Kane) is holed up in the long-abandoned and rotting Blackwell Hotel, alone with his nightmares until eight petty criminals show up for community service along with the cop who put a bullet in Jacob's head four years ago. (Lionsgate)
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New Year\
The lives of several couples and singles in New York intertwine over the course of New Year's Eve. (imdb)
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Snow Angels
A drama that interweaves the life of a teenager, with his old baby sitter, her estranged husband, and their daughter. (imdb)
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A Corny Concerto
The second section, "Blue Danube", spoofs the tale of the Ugly Duckling, with a baby black duck not unlike a juvenile Daffy saving the day when the swans are threatened by a goofy buzzard. (imdb)
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Fresh Guacamole
Fresh Guacamole (2012) - Short Film
Transforming familiar objects into fresh guacamole. (imdb)
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Couch
Couch (2003) - TV Special
A man (Sandler) goes shopping for a new couch. (imdb)
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Easy Rider
Two counterculture bikers travel from Los Angeles to New Orleans in search of America. (imdb)
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Deep Water
A well-to-do husband who allows his wife to have affairs in order to avoid a divorce becomes a prime suspect in the disappearance of her lovers.
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