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The Lobster
In a dystopian near future, single people are obliged to find a matching mate in 45 days or are transformed into animals and released into the woods. (imdb)
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The Babysitters
A teenager turns her babysitting service into a call-girl service for married guys after fooling around with one of her customers. (imdb)
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Gigantic
Mattress salesman Brian Weathersby (Dano) finds his plan to adopt a Chinese baby augmented by the arrival of a young woman, Happy (Deschanel), who comes into his workplaces, falls asleep on one of the beds, and starts to affect his life upon waking up. (imdb)
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American Horror Story
An anthology series that centers on different characters and locations, including a haunted/murder house, an insane asylum, a witch coven, a freak show and a hotel.
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Hawaiian Vacation
The toys throw Ken and Barbie a Hawaiian vacation in Bonnie's room. (imdb)
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Dennis the Menace
Dennis, everyone's favorite kid from the comics is back. When his parents have to go out of town, he stays with Mr and Mrs Wilson... (imdb)
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Licence to Kill
James Bond leaves Her Majesty's Secret Service to stop an evil drug lord and avenge his best friend, Felix Leiter.
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Phenomenon
An ordinary man sees a bright light descend from the sky, and discovers he now has super-intelligence and telekinesis. (imdb)
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Everyone Says I Love You
Holden and Skylar are in love with each other. Skylar lives with a large and extended family on Manhattan... (imdb)
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Emelie
A couple's replacement babysitter turns out to be more than they bargined for when she subjects their kids to a series of twisted activities.
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