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Of Human Bondage
Abandoning artistic ambitions, sensitive and club-footed Philip Carey enrolls in medical school and falls in love with illiterate waitress Mildred Rogers. She rejects him, runs off with a salesman and returns unmarried and pregnant. (imdb)
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Winged Migration
The cameras of Jacques Perrin fly with migratory birds: geese, storks, cranes. The film begins with spring in North America and the migration to the Arctic; the flight is a community event for each species. Once in the Arctic, it's family time: courtship, nests, eggs, fledglings, and first flight. Chicks must soon fly south. Bad weather, hunters, and pollution take their toll. Then, the cameras go south of the Equator; Antarctica is the summer destination... (imdb)
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The Physician
In Persia in the 11th Century, a surgeon's apprentice disguises himself as a Jew to study at a school that does not admit Christians. (imdb)
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Inatçi
An absurd comedy
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A Troll in Central Park
Stanley, a sweet and loving troll who enjoys growing flowers with his green thumb (literally green), is in trouble. The queen of trolls hates flowers and anything gorgeous. As punishment for causing so many flowers to grow, the queen banishes him to Manhattan. By some stroke of luck, Stanley lands right in the middle of Central Park - only to meet two human children and forge a friendship that is much more dangerous to Stanley than planting flowers ever was...
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Free Jimmy
Four stoners, five vegans, three mobsters, four hunters and a million reasons to free one junkie elephant. (imdb)
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Rakka
Rakka (2017) - Short Film
Rakka takes place during the occupation of Earth by an advanced society of aliens.
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The Raven
A magician who has been turned into a raven turns to a former sorcerer for help in this film loosely based on the Edgar Allen Poe poem. (imdb)
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Belly
A pair of vicious black gangsters have spiritual awakenings. (imdb)
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In Order of Disappearance
Nils snow ploughs the wild winter mountains of Norway, and is recently awarded Citizen of the Year. When his son is murdered for something he did not do, Nils wants revenge. And justice. His actions ignite a war between the vegan gangster the Count and the Serbian mafia boss Papa. Winning a blood feud isn't easy, especially not in a welfare state. But Nils has something going for him: Heavy machinery and beginners luck. (imdb)
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