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After a collision with a shipping container at sea, a resourceful sailor finds himself, despite all efforts to the contrary, staring his mortality in the face.

In a dystopian near future, single people are obliged to find a matching mate in 45 days or are transformed into animals and released into the woods. (imdb)

Some people go to a restaurant to hear the singer Emel Sayin. They get beaten up and thrown out after a long chain of misunderstandings and decide to get revenge... by kidnapping Emel Sayin! (IMDB Comments)

Not too long ago, there was a sheep who proudly danced in his lush wool until he had his first sheering which left him humiliated. However, in his despair, a jackalope passes by and shows the forlornly shorn sheep he can still dance even his present state to maintain his own sense of self worth during difficult times. (imdb)

A disturbed and delusional high school student with aspirations of a career in medicine goes to extremes to earn the approval of her controlling mother. (imdb)

In this epic action film set alternately in modern Hong Kong and the early Qin Dynasty, successful archaeologist Jack (Jackie Chan) dreams that he's Emperor Qin Shihuang's legendary Gen. Meng Yi, who must rescue the emperor's betrothed, Ok Soo. Ironically, the real, modern-day Jack is commissioned to find Qin's mythical tomb containing the secrets of immortality.

A dry action-comedy about two teams of government assassins working out of a top-secret underground facility using code names from the Tarot deck. When our hero--The Fool--arrives for his first day at work to find that the boss has been killed under mysterious circumstances, he must find the killer before the whole place blows up. (imdb)

The third installment of the 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them' series which follows the adventures of Newt Scamander (imdb.com).

Cruise stars as Ethan Hunt, a secret agent framed for the deaths of his espionage team. Fleeing from government assassins, breaking into the CIA's most impenetrable vault, clinging to the roof of a speeding bullet train, Hunt races like a burning fuse to stay one step ahead of his pursuers... and draw one step closer to discovering the shocking truth. (Paramount)

Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. (imdb)