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Chris (Steve Oram) wants to show Tina (Alice Lowe) his world and he wants to do it his way - on a journey through this sceptred isle in his beloved Abbey Oxford Caravan. Tina's led a sheltered life and there are things that Chris needs her to see - the Crich Tramway Museum, the Ribblehead Viaduct, the Keswick Pencil Museum and the rolling countryside that separates these wonders in his life. But it doesn't take long for the dream to fade. (mubi.com)

Gary Oldman plays as a dwarf brother to a normal-sized Matthew McConaughey. When McConaughey's girlfriend (played by Kate Beckinsale) becomes pregnant, the pair are fearful that the baby will inherit the Oldman gene (imdb)

Made for television version of the Charles Dickens classic of the same name. An old man who hates Christmas is taught the true meaning and spirit of Christmas by ghosts who show him his own past and present. He is also shown what the future holds for him if he doesn't change his behavior. (imdb)

007 must investigate the mysterious destruction of a Russian computer research facility and its connection to the years-old murder of a fellow agent.

Plagued by strange memories, Neo's life takes an unexpected turn when he finds himself back inside the Matrix.

A pack of teenage boys choose the wrong girl to be the victim of their 'initiation'. (imdb)

A furry alien wiseguy comes to live with a terran family after crashing into their garage. (imdb)

A stowaway on a mission to Mars sets off a series of unintended consequences. (imdb)

Aliens who look like clowns come from outer space and terrorize a small town. (imdb)

A grief counselor working with a group of plane-crash survivors finds herself at the root of a mystery when her clients begin to disappear.