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Jackass Forever
After 11 years, the Jackass crew is back for their final crusade.
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Heidi
When little Heidi is stolen by her cruel aunt (who sells her) her grouchy grandfather searches for her. Meanwhile she brings happiness to the invalid daughter of a wealthy man. (imdb)
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Shirley
A famous horror writer finds inspiration for her next book after she and her husband take in a young couple. (imdb)
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Cyrano de Bergerac
France, 1640: Cyrano, the charismatic swordsman-poet with the absurd nose, hopelessly loves the beauteous Roxane; she, in turn, confesses to Cyrano her love for the handsome but tongue-tied Christian. The chivalrous Cyrano sets up with Christian an innocent deception, with tragic results. Much cut from the play, but dialogue not rewritten. (imdb)
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Histoire(s) du cinéma: Les signes parmi nous
Histoire(s) du cinéma - Season 1, Episode 8
An experimental attempt to capture the history and spirit of cinema.
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Madame Bovary
In nineteenth-century France, the romantic daughter of a country squire (Emma Rouault) marries a dull country doctor (Charles Bovary)... (imdb)
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Hunter x Hunter
Gon Freecs a young boy aspires to become a Hunter, an exceptionnal being capable of greatness. With his friends and his potential, he seeks for his father who left him when he was younger. (imdb)
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True Detective
True Detective (2014) - TV Series
An anthology series in which police investigations unearth the personal and professional secrets of those involved, both within and outside the law. (imdb)
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Cluny Brown
Amateur plumber Cluny Brown gets sent off by her uncle to work as a servant at an English country estate. While there, she becomes friendly with Adam Belinski, a charming Czech refugee. She also becomes interested in a dull shopkeeper named Mr. Wilson. Belinski soon falls in love with Cluny and tries to keep her from marrying Wilson. (imdb)
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Big Bang Love, Juvenile A
An unknown future. A boy confesses to the murder of another in an all-boy juvenile detention facility. More an exercise in style than storytelling, the story follows two detectives trying to uncover the case. Homosexual tension and explosive violence drives the story which delivers some weird and fascinating visuals. (imdb)
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