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Black Books
Black Books (2000) - TV Series
Bernard Black runs his own bookshop even though he doesn't much like people who buy books and hates having customers. Next door to Bernard's shop is the Nifty Gifty gift shop run by Fran, probably Bernard's only friend in the world. When Bernard's accountant goes on the run Bernard employs stress victim, Manny to help in his shop. This leads to a series of surreal adventures around the shop. (imdb)
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Blue Sunshine
A group of college kids who took some experimental LSD suffer the side effects ten years later. One by one, their hair falls out and they go into a homicidal psychotic state of mind. (imdb)
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Big Ass Spider
A giant alien spider escapes from a military lab and rampage the city of Los Angeles. When a massive military strike fails, it is up to a team of scientists and one clever exterminator to kill the creature before the city is destroyed. (imdb)
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Dots
Dots (1940) - Short Film
An experimental film of dots animated by being drawn directly on filmstock. (imdb)
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Female Convict Scorpion: Jailhouse 41
Matsu, known to the prisoners as Scorpian, is locked away in the bowels of the prison as revenge for disrupting the smooth operation of the prison and for her disfiguring attack on the warden... (imdb)
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The Lazarus Project
A former criminal is drawn into a criminal endeavor and subsequently finds himself living an inexplicable new life working at a psychiatric facility. (imdb)
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The Chorus
Set in 1948, a professor of music, Clement Mathieu, becomes the supervisor at a boarding school for the rehabilitation for minors. What he discovers disconcerts him -- the current situation is repressive. Through the power of song, Clement tries to transform the students. (imdb)
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Furious 7
Deckard Shaw seeks revenge against Dominic Toretto and his family for the death of his brother. (imdb)
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Open Water 2: Adrift
A weekend cruise on a luxurious party yacht goes horribly wrong for a group of old high-school friends... (imdb)
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The Ren & Stimpy Show
Cartoon series about the friendship between an irritable chihuahua and a slow-witted cat.
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