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What happens when Brooklyn comedian Donna Stern (Jenny Slate) gets dumped, fired and pregnant just in time for the worst/best Valentine's Day of her life.

Game warden Miller lives on an isolated island off the Carolina coast. The only other inhabitant is Evvie, an naive young girl to whom Miller is attracted. Traver, a black musician on the run from a lynch mob after falsely being accused of rape, lands on the island. Miller wants to turn him in and remove him from the tryst, but Evvie likes Traver and protects him... (imdb)

A cowboy seeks to rescue, then woo, a damsel in distress. But he is constantly thwarted by the scratches, breaks, and other imperfections present in the film print itself. (imdb)

During summer vacation Ivy and Al discover that perhaps there could be more than just friendship between them, but that their familiarity stands in the way.

An adaptation of the classic fairy-tale about a monstrous prince and a young woman who fall in love. (imdb)

A gripping drama from celebrated Danish director Per Fly, The Inheritance is the story of a man transformed by power. (Cinema Guild)

New York cop John McClane gives terrorists a dose of their own medicine as they hold hostages in an LA office building. (imdb)

In what appears to be a cross between Critters and The Towering Inferno, the residents of a shoddy L.A. apartment block are chased up to the roof by hoards of the eponymous hairy horrors. (imdb)

A rookie cop teams up with a former detective with a supernatural gift to hunt down a serial killer. (imdb)

A drama focused on five months in the life of pedophile who keeps a 10-year-old boy locked in his basement.