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In a futuristic London, the rising sea levels mean that large areas are under feet of water. Hauer plays a cop who previously lost his partner to some strange creature. Now the creature is back and its after him. (imdb)

A factory worker, Douglas Quaid, begins to suspect that he is a spy after visiting Rekall - a company that provides its clients with implanted fake memories of a life they would like to have led - goes wrong and he finds himself on the run. (imdb)

A young Israeli man absconds to Paris to flee his nationality, aided by his trusty Franco-Israeli dictionary. (imdb)

Two cops, played by Seagal and Wayans, are forced to work together to solve a chain of mysterious killings by a killer nicknamed "The Family Man" (imdb)

A Congressman works with his equally conniving wife to exact revenge on the people who betrayed him. (imdb)

A mother and daughter must confront a terrifying monster when they break down on a deserted road. (imdb)

A film about the troubled and controversial life of the master comedy filmmaker. (imdb)

Beth is a New York novelist in an unbelievably happy marriage to Don, who loves her and supports her in every way. But one day she overhears him admitting that he hasn’t liked her writing in years, and the revelation threatens to undo all that’s good in their lives.

After kidnapping and butchering two teenagers, a gang unknowingly finds refuge with the parents of one of the victims -- hosts who devise gruesome revenge.

A complete imbecile struggles to make it through life on his own, until a strange invention makes him unbelievably wealthy. (imdb)