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Grudge Match
A pair of aging boxing rivals are coaxed out of retirement to fight one final bout -- 30 years after their last match. (imdb)
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Zvahlav aneb Saticky Slameného Huberta
The action is set in a doll's house mock-up of a Victorian nursery. Cardboard figurines dance, china dolls consume each other, armies of tin soldiers are pummeled to dust by a porcelain baby whilst a large black cat weaves a pathway of destruction through the surrounding chaos. Jabberwocky celebrates childhood, but with its anarchic and violent imagery, it is no sugared idyll.
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Sound of Noise
Police officer Amadeus Warnebring was born into a musical family with a long history of famous musicians. He himself hates music. Now, Warnebring is about to face his worst case ever. A group of six eccentric drummers, led by revolutionary genius Sanna, has decided to launch a full-scale musical attack using the city - its buildings, its machinery, its ceaseless noise - as their instrument. (wff.pl)
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David Lynch - The Art Life
We have been granted unparalleled access to make a film that explores one of the most distinctive voices in modern cinema: David Lynch. (kickstarter.com)
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To impress his new girlfriend, a man agrees to look after her friend's kids, only to find that they are uncontrollably rambunctious. (imdb)
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The Messengers
The Solomon family has left the fast paced life of Chicago for the secluded world of a North Dakota farm. Amidst the tranquil sway of the farm's field of sunflowers, Jess, 16, soon realizes how terrifying seclusion can be when she and her brother Ben, 3, begin seeing ominous apparitions invisible to everyone else. (Sony)
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Jessica has just been released from a mental hospital. Wanting to "start over", she moves into an old New England farmhouse with her husband and a friend. Before they even arrive Jess starts having strange encounters, and after they find a young transient in their new home, things start getting rather nasty. Seems this redheaded hippie chick is in fact a vampire... (imdb)
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Mulan II
Mulan II (2004) - Direct-to-Video
Mulan gets the surprise of her young life when her love, General Li Shang asks for her hand in marriage. Before the two can have their happily ever after, the Emperor assigns them a secret mission to escort three princesses to Chang'an, China... (imdb)
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Burden of Dreams
A documentary on the chaotic production of Werner Herzog's epic 'Fitzcarraldo' , showing how the film managed to get made despite problems that would have floored a less obsessively driven director (imdb)
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Manufactured Landscapes
Manufactured Landscapes begins as a portrait of acclaimed Canadian photographer Edward Burtynsky, who specializes in large-scale images of vast industrial landscapes. It quickly develops into a meditation on the human and environmental costs of the permanent and profound changes our planet is experiencing. Focusing on Burtynsky's images of China as it undergoes an unprecedented transformation into a 21st century powerhouse, the film's surface is beautiful, its implications frightening. (Film Forum)
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