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Poetry
A drama centered on a woman at the end of her life in search of new meaning.
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Tout va bien
Godard examines the structure of movies, relationships and revolutions through the life of a couple in Paris. (imdb)
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Columbus Circle
An heiress who's been shut inside her apartment building for nearly two decades is forced to confront her fears after one of her neighbors is killed and a detective arrives to begin the investigation. (imdb)
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Mauvais Sang
In Paris in the near future. Aging thieves Marc and Hans owe money to a tough American woman who gives them two weeks to pay. They scheme to steal and sell a new serum for a disease that's killing lovers, but they need someone with quick steady hands. They recruit Alex, a disaffected youth who's breaking up with Lise, his 16-year-old girlfriend. In the few days before the theft, Alex becomes enchanted with Anna, Marc's young mistress. They talk, they play, they sing, but she's in love with Marc. (imdb)
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A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III
A graphic designer's enviable life slides into despair when his girlfriend breaks up with him. (imdb)
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A Quiet Passion
The story of American poet Emily Dickinson from her early days as a young schoolgirl to her later years as a reclusive, unrecognized artist. (imdb)
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My Life
A terminally ill man prepares for his death. (imdb)
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SpongeBob SquarePants
The misadventures of a fast-food restaurant working sponge who lives under the sea. (imdb)
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Platinum Blonde
Reporter Gallagher loves reporter Smith who marries Anne. He's soon born being married to a socialite and asks Gallagher to help him write a play. She arrives with a bunch of reporters and the mansion turns into a party. Anne arrives and orders them out and Smith goes with them. (imdb)
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Double Dragon
Two brothers have half of a powerful ancient Chinese talisman. An evil gang leader has the other half, and determines to get the brothers' half and have a complete medallion so he can gain absolute power. (imdb)
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