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A tightly wound thriller which centers on two Hong Kong police officers - one a gang mole on the force and the other an undercover cop in the gang - who share the same objectives and who find their destinies intertwined in this high-octane police actioner. (Miramax)

Professor Sherman Klump is getting married. And the Klump family could not be more delighted for him... (imdb)

The show centers on Warwick Davis in his day-to-day life, complete with the frustrations he faces. (imdb)

Giant spiders from another dimension invade Wisconsin.

A 19-year-old girl prepares to become a suicide bomber in Times Square. (IFC First Take)

Charles Schine (Owen) and Lucinda Harris (Aniston) have noticed each other on the commuter train before. One morning their conversation leads to a flirtation which turns into an evening drink and then, before either one can stop it, a passionate one-night stand. But suddenly a stranger explodes into their world, threatening to expose their secret and lures them into a terrifying game with more surprises then they saw coming and more danger then they may survive. (The Weinstein Company)

Weird Al brings his talent of musical parodies to the movies. A local public station gets a new owner played by Weird Al. The station becomes a hit, with all sorts of hilarious site gags and wacky humor. (imdb)

The shooting of "Je vous presente Pamela" (may I introduce Pamela) begins. This is the story of an english married wife falling in love and running away with the father of her French husband (imdb)

Pierce Brosnan, Trine Dyrholm and Paprika Steen star in this sparkling romantic comedy from Susanne Bier, about two very different families brought together for a wedding in a beautiful old Italian villa. (tiff.net)

Peppermint Patty invites herself and her friends over to Charlie Brown's for Thanksgiving, and with Linus, Snoopy, and Woodstock, he attempts to throw together a Thanksgiving dinner. (imdb)