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Fast & Furious
As he is released from prison, Brian O'Conner teams up with Dominic Toretto work with the feds to bring down a heroin importer by infiltrating his operation.
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The Long Goodbye
Detective Philip Marlowe tries to help a friend who is accused of murdering his wife. (imdb)
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The Pirates! Band of Misfits
Pirate Captain sets out on a mission to defeat his rivals Black Bellamy and Cutlass Liz for the Pirate of the year Award. The quest takes Captain and his crew from the shores of Blood Island to the foggy streets of Victorian London. (imdb)
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The Incredible Shrinking Woman
When an ordinary woman is exposed to a unique mix of chemicals, she begins to uncontrollably physically shrink. (imdb)
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Egreti gelin
Ali is 18. His feet are firmly off the ground. The very idea of marriage seems like a game. But the bride's parents are ready and willing... (imdb)
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Maden
One of the 'progressive' period films of Cüneyt Arkin, Maden tells the stories of miners
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Die Tür
A successful artist loses control of his life after his young daughter's death. A chance for a new start appears, but all is not what it seems. (imdb)
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Timbuktu
No more music, no tea, no cigarettes, no bright colors, no laughs. The women have become shadows. The religious fundamentalists are spreading terror in the region. In the dunes, away from the chaos, Kidane enjoys a quiet life. But his peace is short-lived. Kidane must face the law of the new foreign rulers determined to defeat an open and tolerant Islam. Against the humiliations and acts of brutality, Timbuktu tells of the struggle of the people, and the uncertain future of the children. (festival-cannes.fr)
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A United Kingdom
Prince Seretse Khama of Botswana causes an international stir when he marries a white woman from London in the late 1940s. (imdb)
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Every Which Way But Loose
Phil Beddoe is an easy-going trucker and a great fist-fighter. With two friends - Orville, who promotes prize-fights for him, and Clyde, the orang-utan he won on a bet - he roams the San Fernando Valley in search of cold beer, country music and the occasional punch-up (imdb)
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