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The Rescuers Down Under
The RAS agents, Miss Bianca and Bernard, race to Australia to save a boy and a rare golden eagle from a murderous poacher (imdb)
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Barabbas
A movie in the same genre of "sparatus" but much more intense. This is the story of the man that was supposed to be crucified, but the people cried out that the Romans should execute Jesus instead. Spared from death, Barabbas (Anthony Quinn) lives a life of hell and persecution and constantly wonders why he should be spared from death instead of Jesus. (imdb)
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Film in Which There Appear Edge Lettering, Sprocket Holes, Dirt Particles, Etc.
Film in which there appear edge lettering, sprocket holes, dirt particles, etc.
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The Venture Bros.
The bizarre animated escapades of pseudo-heroic scientist Dr. Rusty Venture, his competent, high strung bodyguard, and his two over-enthusiastic sons. (imdb)
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Mommie Dearest
An account of the life and times of one of our greatest actresses as seen through the eyes of an adopted darling daughter... (imdb)
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Barbershop
A comedy about a day in the life of a barbershop on the south side of Chicago. (MGM)
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Fiend Without a Face
A Scientist, experimenting with telekinetic powers enhanced by a nearby nuclear power plant succeeds in creating a new form of life...
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Rise: Blood Hunter
Supernatural thriller in which a female reporter wakes up in a morgue to find herself a member of the undead. She vows revenge against the sect that put her there and hunts them down. (imdb)
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The House on the Edge of the Park
Alex, a psychopathic mechanic, rapes a woman in the park. Later, a decadent couple pull into his shop needing car repair. They invite Alex and his mentally challenged buddy to join them at a decadent suburban party. Once there, Alex amuses himself by tormenting and raping the guests, not realizing the guests have an agenda of their own. (imdb)
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How to Lose Friends & Alienate People
A British writer struggles to fit in at a high-profile magazine in New York. Based on Toby Young's memoir "How to Lose Friends & Alienate People".
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