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A gang of rapists and murderers unknowingly seeks refuge with the parents of one of their victims. (imdb)

A giant spaceship carrying colonists to a new planet runs into unexpected troubles on its journey, ranging from encounters with abandoned alien craft to malfunctioning onboard computers and tensions among its crew and passengers. (imdb)

Two French Canadian ne'er-do-wells travel to New York City with a scheme to get rich quick selling Christmas trees. Easygoing charmer Rene (Paul Rudd) clashes with misanthropic ex-con Dennis (Paul Giamatti), whose wife Rene just stole. Still, this odd couple must make an honest go of it in this fresh buddy comedy co-starring Sally Hawkins, by the director of the indie breakout hit Junebug. (imdb)

A Savage beast, grown to monstrous size and driven mad by toxic wastes that are poisoning the waters, spreads terror and death on a Maine countryside. (imdb)

Centered around the mixed emotions found in traveling. Characters in the film are Sung-nam Kim, an artist selected by the Korean government that escaped from Seoul and currently resides in Paris, student Yoo-jung Lee studying painting in Paris, Sung-in Han waiting for her husband Sung-nam Kim, and North Korean Kyeong-su Yun also studying in Paris. (imdb)

A doctor on a tropical island accidentally causes the dead to return to life as zombies through his experiments.

Two years have passed, and Shenaniganz is dealing with stiff competition from the new Ta-Ta's Wing Shack next door. All the "best" waitresses have bolted to the wing joint - where the clothes are shorter and the tips bigger - and customers are following. The heat is on the Shenaniganz team to smash the competition, lift their numbers (and their hemlines), and remind the public who's got the tastiest fast food in town - before it's curtains for their restaurant. (Aceshowbiz.com)

Surrealistic, psychedelic expression of womanhood. (imdb)

The comedy team takes a look at life in all its stages in their own uniquely silly way. (imdb)

Daniel Mantovani is a Nobel Prize winning Argentinian writer who lives in Barcelona. All of his writings take place in a small town called Salas located in the Province of Buenos Aires. He has not returned to Salas since he left it at 20 years old. Until now, when he's invited to accept a medal as a Distinguished Citizen. He decides to accept the invitation and faces the reactions and judgements of everyone he left behind.