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Caesar has had enough when another legion is hacked to pieces by the damned single indomitable village in Gaul because of the druid's magic potion, so he decides to tackle the problem at the root before conspiratorial senators exploit his humiliation: sycophant Lucullus is ordered to capture the druid (believed immortal) and push him over the edge of the earth... (imdb)

Hedvig Jensen is a famous ropewalker and is known to her public as Elvira Madigan. She meets Lieutenant Sixten Sparre, a Swedish officer who is married and has two children. They both decide to run away, but since Sixten deserted the army, he cannot find any job and the couple encounters many hardships... (imdb)

A powerful and unique love story that toys with our expectations of love, sexuality and intimacy. (Lions Gate)

Theo, Marite, and Franz cannot make any money selling magazines door to door, so they try a little robbery. (imdb)

Ethan Hunt and his IMF team, along with some familiar allies, race against time after a mission gone wrong.

Lowell Freeman looks after plants in giant space greenhouses. Back on earth, all the trees have long vanished... (imdb)

A young Parisian woman begins a sordid affair with a middled-aged American businessman whom lays out ground rules that their clandestine relationship will be based only on sex. (imdb)

A brass band comprised of members of the Egyptian police force head to Israel to play at the inaugural ceremony of an Arab arts center, only to find themselves lost in a foreign city. (imdb)

The recession hits a couple in Helsinki. (imdb)

A forensic accountant un-cooks the books for illicit clients (imdb)