Welcome to Criticker: Home of insanely accurate recommendations!

Step One: Sign up to create a Criticker account here
Step Two: Rate at least ten films
... and that's it! Criticker will match you to other users with similar taste, and you'll start getting great recommendations immediately.
It's easy, free and fun. Get started now by signing up and rating some movies!
Knockin\
Two young men, Martin and Rudi, both suffering from terminal cancer, get to know each other in a hospital room... (imdb)
Your probable score
?
The Maltese Falcon
Adhering closely to Dashiel Hammett's story, sleazy detective Sam Spade seeks the whereabouts of a jewel encrusted statuette and his partner's cold-blooded killer, unaware the two quests may be related. Well received in its time, today it looks like a dress-rehearsal for John Huston's definitive version made ten years later. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
The Haunting of Hill House
Flashing between past and present, a fractured family confronts haunting memories of their old home and the terrifying events that drove them from it.
Your probable score
?
Words and Pictures
Clive Owen and Juliette Binoche star in this playful comic drama about an English teacher who challenges the school's art teacher to a "war" between words and pictures -- and, in the process, sparks an unlikely romance. (tiff.net)
Your probable score
?
Four Days in September
Fernando, a journalist, and his friend César join terrorist group MR8 in order to fight Brazilian dictatorial regime during the late sixties. Cesare, however, is wounded and captured during a bank hold up. Fernando then decides to kidnap the American ambassador in Brazil and ask for the release of fifteen political prisoners in exchange for his life. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Deadly Blessing
This film is set in Amish Country, at a local farm, where a woman's husband is mysteriously killed by his own tractor! (imdb)
Your probable score
?
The House with a Clock in Its Walls
A young orphan named Lewis Barnavelt aids his magical uncle in locating a clock with the power to bring about the end of the world.
Your probable score
?
Bill Burr: Why Do I Do This?
Bill Burr's televised stand-up special.
Your probable score
?
Wildcats
Molly is a highschool track coach who knows just as much about football as anyone else on the planet... (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Warlock
A warlock flees from the 16th to the 20th century, with a witch-hunter in hot pursuit. (imdb)
Your probable score
?