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It's recruiting time and despite being short and scrawny, Johnny Walker is America's hottest young football prospect... (imdb)

An offbeat adventure about a poor little rich girl and the car thief who steals her heart. (Sony)

A former drug lord returns from prison determined to wipe out all his competition and distribute the profits of his operations to New York's poor and lower classes in this stylish and ultra violent modern twist on Robin Hood.

An alien is sent on a secret mission to Earth, where she appears as a gorgeous, attractive, and single lady... (imdb)

A young boy struggles on his own in a run-down hotel after his parents and younger brother are individually separated from which is set in the 1930s Depression-era Midwest.

Historical reenactment of the air war in the early days of World War Two for control of the skies over Britain as the new Luftwaffa and the Royal Air Force determine whether or not an invasion can take place. (imdb)

In the sequel to Paul Verhoeven's loved/reviled sci-fi film, a group of troopers taking refuge in an abandoned outpost after fighting alien bugs, failing to realize that more danger lays in wait. (imdb)

An HIV-positive skateboarder sets out to deflower as many virgins as possible while a local girl who contracted his disease tries to prevent his next target from suffering the same fate as herself.

The company behind the first smartphone, the BlackBerry, meets a catastrophic demise.

An outrageous comedy about two college students who'll try anything to get ahead! (Miramax)