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Once a Thief
Stylish caper thriller stars Chow Yun-Fat, Leslie Cheung and Cheri Chung as a trio of international art thieves... (imdb)
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Evil
A coming-of-age drama, Evil is a story of cruelty and the way through it -- but also about genuine friendship and the beginnings of love. (Magnolia Pictures)
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Friday the 13th
Many years after two summer camp councilers are killed at Camp Crystal Lake, the owner decides to reopen, which sparks a series of grisly murders. (imdb)
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Behind Enemy Lines
A Navy pilot (Wilson) is shot down over enemy territory, and struggles to survive the relentless pursuit of a ruthless secret police enforcer, a deadly tracker, and countless hostile troops. With time running out, the injured pilot's commanding officer (Hackman) goes against orders to carry out a desperate rescue mission. (20th Century Fox)
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Miracle Mile
A young man hears a chance phone call telling him that a nuclear war has started and missiles will hit his city in 70 minutes. (imdb)
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The Hustle
A remake of the 1988 comedy, 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels', in which two down-and-out con artists engage in a "loser leaves town" contest. (imdb)
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Pippi Longstocking on the Seven Seas
One day Pippi gets a message in a bottle revealing sad news: Her father, Captain Ephraim Longstocking, was kidnapped by pirates and held captive in a dungeon on an island. Without hesitation, Pippi is on her way to free her father. Tommy and Annika accompany her on that quest. They will have to face many heavy-armed but not very bright pirates...
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After Porn Ends
After Porn Ends, is a documentary that not only examines the lives and careers of some of the biggest names in the history of the adult entertainment industry; but what happens to them after they leave the business and try and live the "normal" lives that millions of other Americans enjoy. (imdb)
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Love Happens
About a widower whose book about coping with loss turns him into a best-selling self-help guru. On a business trip to Seattle, he falls for a woman who attends one of his seminars, only to learn that he hasn't yet truly confronted his wife's passing.
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Kissed
Over the years, a child's romantic ideals about death blossom into necrophilia, the study of embalming and the most profound relationship of her life. (imdb)
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