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The Long, Hot Summer
Ben Quick arrives in Frenchman's Bend, MS after being kicked out of another town for allegedly burning a barn for revenge. Will Varner owns just about everything in Frenchman's Bend and he hires Ben to work in his store. Will thinks his own son, Jody, who manages the store, lacks ambition and despairs of him getting his wife, Eula, pregnant. Will thinks his daughter, Clara, a schoolteacher, will never get married. He decides that Ben Quick might make a good husband for Clara to bring some new blood into the family. (imdb)
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The Cable Guy
A lonely and disturbed cable guy raised on television just wants a new friend, but his target, a designer, rejects him, with bad consequences. (imdb)
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Wesele
The story evolves as though in a drunken vision. The local wealthy man Wojnar (Marian Dziedziel) is having his daughter married off and he buys the couple a luxurious Audi TT as a gift. What Wojnar doesn't know is that the car is stolen, but what he does know is that excluding the money, he must give two thousand acres of land to the gangster who brought the car for him... (IMDB Comments)
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Dabbe: Bir Cin Vakası
Dabbe: Bir Cin Vakası', Ceyda T., Sinen T. and daughters of Burcu T. 's sudden and for no reason, and behind the creepy disembodied attacked by an entity on the basis of images tells the true secret. Psychiatric history of the Turkish 'Ceyda T.' records inspired by this incident as the last film, Ceyda T. and constructed to be with his family created the video images and judicial records.
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The Mouse That Roared
An impoverished backward nation declares a war on the United States of America, hoping to lose. (imdb)
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Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
Ace FBI agent Malcolm Turner is forced to don a dress again and go undercover as livin' large granny Big Momma when his stepson, Trent (Brandon T. Jackson), witnesses a murder and must hide out at an all-girls school, disguised as a big-boned coed named Charmaine. Malcolm acts as house mother in Trent's dorm, and while the duo searches for the killer, security guard Kurtis Kool (Faizon Love) falls for Big Momma and Trent lusts after his classmates.
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Escape from the Planet of the Apes
Following the events in "Beneath the Planet of the Apes", Cornelius and Zira flee back through time to 20th Century Los Angeles... (imdb)
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Lemon Tree
A drama based on the true story of a Palestinian widow who must defend her lemontree field when a new Israeli Defense Minister moves next to her and threatens to have her lemon grove torn down. (imdb)
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Pyewacket
A frustrated, angst-ridden teenage girl awakens something in the woods when she naively performs an occult ritual to evoke a witch to kill her mother. (imdb)
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Adore
This gripping tale of love, lust and the power of friendship charts the unconventional and passionate affairs of two lifelong friends who fall in love with each other's sons. (sundance.org)
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