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Under the Sand
Marie, a professor of English literature in a Paris university, has been happily married to Jean for 25 years, although they have no children. During their summer vacations in the southwest of France, Jean leaves Marie sunbathing on the beach and goes to swim in the sea. When Marie turns back, she cannot find Jean. Has he left her? commited suicide? drowned? With no clue and no body to mourn over, Marie acts as her husband was still alive. (imdb)
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Spider Baby
In a dilapidated rural mansion, the last generation of the degenerate, inbred Merrye family lives with the inherited curse of a disease that causes them to mentally regress from the age of 10 or so on as they physically develop. The family chauffeur looks out for them and covers up their indiscretions. Trouble comes when greedy distant relatives and their lawyer arrive to dispossess the family of its home. (imdb)
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A Touch of Spice
A Greek boy grows up in Istanbul. His grandfather, a culinary philosopher and mentor,teaches him that both food and life require a little salt to give them flavor ... a Touch of Spice. Fanis becomes an excellent cook and uses his cooking skills to spice up the lives of others. 35 years later he leaves Athens and travels back to his birthplace to reunite with his grandfather and his first love; he then realizes that he forgot to put a little bit of spice in his own life (IMDB)
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Thunderbolt
In order to release his kidnaped sister, sports car mechanic Jackie Chan has to beat a super-criminal drag racer. (imdb)
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Gise Memuru
Kenan is a 35-year-old toll booth attendant still living with his father who suffers from heart disease. Shy and withdrawn, he prefers to live in his own head rather than engaging with the people around him. he works at a busy toll station, and is known to talk to himself occasionally while working. As with everyone else, his relationship with his father is one of reserve and distance. (www.aksav.org.tr)
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Passport to Pimlico
Residents of a part of London declare independence, when they discover an old treaty. This leads to the need for a 'Passport to Pimlico' (imdb)
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Hacivat Karagöz Neden Öldürüldü?
A story about the tragedy and the danger of humor and the humorist - A comedy as grand as the Lands of Rome... (imdb)
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Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life
The follow-up series to 'Gilmore Girls', centering on the lives of a young woman raised by a single mom in Stars Hollow, Connecticut.
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The Souvenir
A young film student in the early 80s becomes romantically involved with a complicated and untrustworthy man. (imdb)
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Paranoia Agent
Paranoia Agent (2004) - TV Mini-Series
Seemingly unconnected citizens of Tokyo are targeted for bludgeoning by a boy with a golden baseball bat. As detectives try to link the victims, they discover that following the assaults, the victims' lives have improved in some way. (imdb)
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