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Those Awful Hats
A gentleman with a top hat, and a series of women with ever more ludicrous hats enter a movie theatre. They refuse to remove them, until a giant bucket forcibly removes one hat. All but one woman then remove their hats, and the bucket returns to remove the woman. (imdb)
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Interiors
A psychological study of the effect a mother has on her adult daughters and their mixed and often bitter... (imdb)
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Beneath the Planet of the Apes
In an effort to find the missing astronaut Taylor (Charlton Heston), James Fransiscus goes on a rescue mission to the planet of the apes... (imdb)
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Elementary
Elementary (2012) - TV Series
A modern take on the cases of Sherlock Holmes, with the detective now living in New York City. (imdb)
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The Battered Bastards of Baseball
The stranger-than-fiction story of an independent baseball team called the Portland Mavericks.
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Swimming with Sharks
A young, naive Hollywood studio assistant finally turns the tables on his incredibly abusive producer boss. (imdb)
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Luther
Luther (2010) - TV Series
A crime drama series starring Idris Elba as a near-genius murder detective whose brilliant mind can't always save him from the dangerous violence of his passions. (imdb)
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Operation Finale
15 years after World War II, a team of secret agents are brought together to track down Adolf Eichmann, the infamous Nazi architect of the Holocaust. (imdb)
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Can You Ever Forgive Me?
When bestselling celebrity biographer, Lee Israel, is no longer able to get published because she has fallen out of step with current tastes, she turns her art form to deception, abetted by her loyal friend, Jack. (imdb)
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Mary Poppins Returns
In Depression-era London, a now-grown Jane and Michael Banks, along with Michael's three children, are visited by the enigmatic Mary Poppins following a personal loss. Through her unique magical skills, and with the aid of her friend Jack, she helps the family rediscover the joy and wonder missing in their lives.
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