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Loulou
Pialat's portrait of contemporary France mocks prosperity as a substitute for social and sexual revolution (imdb)
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Out to Sea
Care-free Charlie (Walter Matthau) cons his widower brother-in-law Herb (Jack Lemmon) into an expenses-paid luxury cruise in search of rich, lonely ladies. The catch is that they are required to be dance hosts! With a tyrannical cruise director, and the luscious Liz and lovely Vivian, our heroes have lots of mis-adventures before they finally return to port. ((imdb))
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The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Disney serves up the comic foibles of lovable Lizzie McGuire and her pals, who all pack their bags and plan to live la dolce vita while on a class trip to Italy. When Lizzie is mistaken for Isabella (who is part of an Italian pop duo) the adventure really begins. (Disney)
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Bros
Two men with commitment problems attempt a relationship (imdb.com).
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Je ne suis pas un homme facile
A shameless chauvinist gets a taste of his own medicine when he wakes up in a world dominated by women and locks horns with a powerful female author. (imdb)
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The Element of Crime
Fischer, an ex-cop, returns to his old beat somewhere in northern Europe after a thirteen-year hiatus in Cairo... (imdb)
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Gleaming the Cube
Brian's adopted brother is killed when he discovers that the shop he works in sends weapons to Vietnam instead of medications... (imdb)
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Mortal Kombat: Rebirth
A detective runs through a list of bizarre criminals with a prisoner.
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Summer of \
After suspecting that their police officer neighbor is a serial killer, a group of teenage friends spend their summer spying on him and gathering evidence, but as they get closer to discovering the truth, things get dangerous.
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The Sandman
The Sandman (1991) - Short Film
On a dark night, as the clock strikes eight, a mother sends her child upstairs to bed with only a candle for light. The child is wary, then frightened. The child hears something climbing the stairs. We see a birdlike man, his head like a crescent moon, stealthily then noisily approach the child's room. Mother appears to kiss the child good night. Has the sandman been a figment of the child's imagination? (imdb)
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