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The Gospel According to St. Matthew
The life of Jesus Christ according to the Gospel of Matthew. Pasolini shows Christ as a marxist avant-la-lettre and therefore uses half of the text of Matthew. (imdb)
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Black Books
Black Books (2000) - TV Series
Bernard Black runs his own bookshop even though he doesn't much like people who buy books and hates having customers. Next door to Bernard's shop is the Nifty Gifty gift shop run by Fran, probably Bernard's only friend in the world. When Bernard's accountant goes on the run Bernard employs stress victim, Manny to help in his shop. This leads to a series of surreal adventures around the shop. (imdb)
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Generation War
Generation War (2013) - TV Mini-Series
Berlin, 1941. Five friends eager to become heroes in an adventure that will change the face of Europe - and that will forever change them as well. (imdb)
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Iron Monkey
Iron Monkey, one of the best-loved kung fu movies of all time, weaves fact and legend in a tale of a daring thief who uses his ill-gotten gains to aid the poor and dispossessed. (Miramax)
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Main Hoon Na
Major Ram Prasad Sharma (Shahrukh Khan) yearns to see project Mission Milaap come to fruition and usher in an era of peace between India & Pakistan. But the evil Raghavan (Sunil Shetty) will do anything to stop the peace process, including threatening the life of Gen. Amarjeet Bakshi's (Kabir Bedi) daughter, Sanjana (Amrita Rao). To protect Sanjana, Ram Prasad goes undercover as a student in her school.
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A Hard Day
A detective who tries to conceal his crime and another who must uncover the truth for his own survival. (KOFIC)
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Christmas Vacation
The Griswold family's plans for a big family Christmas predictably turn into a big disaster. (imdb)
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Who\
Harry is the latest generation of the Crumbs, famous and extremely talented detectives. Unfortunately, talent seems to have skipped a generation, and Harry is reduced to "gumshoe" work at a remote branch of the Crumb detective agency. Back at headquarters, Crumb executive Elliot Draison hatches an evil plan, which requires the inclusion of an incompotent detective... (imdb)
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Death to 2020
Death to 2020 (2020) - TV Special
As the year we all want to end finally does, take a look back at 2020's mad glory in this comedic retrospective from the creators of "Black Mirror". (imdb)
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Larry Crowne
After being laid off from his longtime job at a soulless retail giant, average middle-aged guy Larry Crowne (Tom Hanks) decides it's time to change up his life, so he heads back to college. There, he finds a new perspective -- and a new romance with a professor (Julia Roberts).
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