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Cow and Chicken
The program focuses on the misadventures of two unlikely yet somehow biological siblings: Cow and Chicken. (imdb)
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Getaway
Brent Magna must get behind the wheel and follow the orders of a mysterious man to save his kidnapped wife. (imdb)
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Eaux d\
Eaux d'artifice (1953) - Short Film
A woman dressed elegantly walks purposely through the water gardens at the Villa d'Este in Tivoli, as the music of Vivaldi's "Winter" movement of "The Four Seasons" plays. Heavy red filters give a blue cast to the light; water plays across stone, and fountains send it into the air. No words are spoken. Baroque statuary and the sensuous flow of water are back lit. Anger calls it "water games."
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Secretary
A powerful and unique love story that toys with our expectations of love, sexuality and intimacy. (Lions Gate)
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Panda kopanda
Panda kopanda (1972) - Short Film
When her grandmother goes away on a trip, 7-year-old Mimiko stays at home by herself in her small, friendly village, unafraid of burglars. When she arrives back home from the train station where she saw her grandmother off, she discovers she has a visitor-a baby panda. (imdb)
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4:44 Last Day on Earth
A look at what would happen if everyone knew the world was ending. (imdb)
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Margin Call
A thriller that revolves around the key people at a investment bank over a 24-hour period during the early stages of the 2008 financial crisis.
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Old Joy
Kurt and Mark reunite for a weekend camping trip in the Cascade mountain range east of Portland, Oregon.
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Hitch
In this sophisticated romantic comedy, Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary - and deliberately anonymous - New York City "date doctor" who, for a fee, has helped countless men woo the women of their dreams. While coaching Albert, a meek accountant who is smitten with a glamorous celebrity, Hitch finally meets his match in the person of the gorgeous, whip-smart Sara, a gossip columnist who is on to him.
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Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
Those bumbling cadets take to the streets when three inept goons successfully orchestrate a metropolitan crime wave. (imdb)
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