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Are We There Yet?
In this family comedy, Nick (Ice Cube), a smooth operator, is trying to land a date with a young, attractive divorcee, Suzanne (Long). He gallantly offers to drive her children from Portland, Oregon to Vancouver to be reunited with their mom. What Nick doesn't know is that Suzanne's children think that no man is good enough for their mom and will do everything they can to make the trip a nightmare for him. Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride. (Sony)
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Goodnight Mommy
In the heat of the summer. A lonesome house in the countryside between woods and corn fields. Nine-year-old twin brothers are waiting for their mother. When she comes home, bandaged after cosmetic surgery, nothing is like before. The children start to doubt that this woman is actually their mother. It emerges an existential struggle for identity and fundamental trust. (imdb)
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Vampire Hunter D
Hunters race to save a girl stolen from her home by a vampire. (imdb)
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The Kingdom
The Kingdom (1994) - TV Mini-Series
The Kingdom is the most technologically advanced hospital in Denmark, a gleaming bastion of medical science... (imdb)
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Slow Horses
Slow Horses (2022) - TV Series
Follows a team of British intelligence agents who serve in a dumping ground department of MI5 due to their career-ending mistakes. Led by their brilliant but irascible leader, the notorious Jackson Lamb.
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Rememory
The widow of a wise professor stumbles upon one of his inventions that's able to record and play a person's memory.
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It Felt Like a Kiss
The story of America's rise to power starting in 1959, it uses nothing but archive footage and American pop music. Showing the consequences on the rest of the world and in peoples mind.
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Udaan
After being abandoned for eight straight years in boarding school, Rohan returns to the small industrial town of Jamshedpur and finds himself closeted with an authoritarian father and a younger half brother who he didn't even know existed. Forced to work in his father's steel factory and study engineering against his wishes, he strives to forge his own life out of his given circumstances and pursue his dream of being a writer. (imdb)
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Blinkity Blank
Blinkity Blank (1955) - Short Film
The surreal story of a bird and its cage with both their conflict and union. (imdb)
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Bad Company
Gaylord Oakes (Hopkins) is a veteran CIA agent who must transform sarcastic, street-wise punk Jake Hayes (Rock) into a sophisticated and savvy spy to replace his murdered identical twin brother. (Touchstone Pictures)
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