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Dog Soldiers
A routine military exercise turns into a nightmare in the Scotland wilderness. (imdb)
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Twelve and Holding
Twelve and Holding explores the complexities of children losing their innocence and adults struggling to guide them. (IFC Films)
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Kyvadlo, jáma a nadeje
In one of two adaptations of Edgar Allan Poe stories - the other was an adaptation of "The Fall of the House of Usher" - Jan Svankmajer puts his own spin on things. (IMDB Comments)
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Burlesque
A small-town girl ventures to Los Angeles and finds her place in a neo-burlesque club run by a former dancer.
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Munich
Steven Spielberg directs an international cast in Munich, a gripping suspense thriller set in the aftermath of the massacre of 11 Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munch Olympics. This dramatic exploration inspired by true events follows a secret Israeli squad assigned to track down and kill the 11 Palestinians suspected to have planned the Munich attack -- and the personal toll this mission of revenge takes on the team and the man who led it. (Universal Pictures)
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Witch's Cradle (1944) - Short Film
The Witch's Cradle is an unfinished Maya Deren film made in the Guggenheim Gallery during a surrealist "Art of this Century" exhibit. It was assembled long after her death by staffers within the preservation department at Anthology Film Archives. (All Movie Guide)
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The Party and the Guests
A group of happy picnickers are accosted by a group of strangers led by a bullying sadist who has an unbreakable hold over his followers. After he interrogates one of them, a stranger then invites everyone to a nonsensical, but elegant and formal banquet outdoors... (imdb)
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Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Lola (Lohan) feels her life is simply not worth living when she moves with her family from every single thing on the planet that she loves (read: the Big Apple) and is plunked down in the middle of the cultural wasteland that is suburban New Jersey. How will this New York doll ever make it as a Jersey girl? (Disney)
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Iluminacja
Get genial. Go to army. Blow your chance with the love of your life. Get sex, get married, get kids and social "respectability". Work in a well reputed scientific research institute. After such an impressive "carreer", start seeking your soul. To get it, leave everything behind and get to the monastery to become a monk. (IMDB Comments)
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Life Itself
The lives of people from New York to Spain intersect over the course of different generations. (imdb)
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