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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013) - TV Series
The missions of the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division (imdb)
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Flowers and Trees (1932) - Short Film
It's spring, and the flowers, mushrooms, and trees do their calisthentics. Some trees play a tune, using vines for harp strings and a chorus of robins. A nasty looking hollow tree does battle with a much healthier looking tree for the attentions of a female tree, and starts a fire in the process. (imdb)
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Lessons of life and love are learned as various characters confront and explore their own sexuality, learn to let go of their traditional beliefs and ultimately discover that what they really want is "the opposite of sex" - lasting, committed and loving relationships. (Sony Pictures Classics)
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A cyborg (Schwarzenegger) is sent from the 21st century to present-day Los Angeles to assassinate a seemingly innocent women whose child will play an important part in the world from which the killer came. (MGM)
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Alexander wakes up with gum in his hair, and things just get worse as his day progresses. (imdb)
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School principal Ozawa Gozo rapes his daughter, Mitsuko, after she sees her parents having sex. Her mother Sayuri witness the event. Gozo now rapes both of them as he pleases, while his family is undermined by incest, suicide, and murder... (imdb)
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An All-American trucker gets dragged into a centuries-old mystical battle in Chinatown. (imdb)
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When a retired engineer is called upon to rescue a failing satellite, he insists that his equally old teammates accompany him into space. (imdb)
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Mitch Wayne and Kyle Hadley, the playboy son of an oil tycoon, have been best friends since childhood... (imdb)
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Americans take a smart bomb out of its casing by mistake, change its orbit and drop it in the hut of Deli Muhittin'in (Kadir Çöpdemir) living the pleasant Black Sea village of Yukarısulakça. However the bomb does not explode. American spies disguised as tourists pay a visit to the village but this visit disturbs Ercüment (Peker Açıkalın), the trickster of the village. (sundayszaman.com)
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