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Chris Rock: Never Scared
Stand-up has never been this dangerous.
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The Fury of a Patient Man
A man who loses his wife during a vicious robbery at a jewelry store quietly plans to find and exact revenge against the robbers responsible while the anger grows within him. (imdb)
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The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Chased off by the antics of Hank the Mule, Dorothy ends up in her cornfield, where she realizes her family's Scarecrow is alive. She helps him down and he takes a tumble on the turnstyle. A cyclone soon arrives and leaves Dorothy, Scarecrow, Toto and Hank spinning around on a haystack, with Imogene the Cow flying soon after... (imdb)
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Happy Death Day 2U
Tree Gelbman discovers that dying over and over was surprisingly easier than the dangers that lie ahead. (imdb)
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Daniel Tosh: Completely Serious
Daniel Tosh has appeared multiple times on "The Tonight Show" and "The Late Show", and his debut CD is close to reaching ten million copies sold. The torch has been passed and stand-up's newest superstar will try not to drop it.
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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
White Goodman is the owner and founder of Globo Gym, and would love nothing more than owning Average Joe's Gymnasium. Peter LaFleur doesn't want to lose his gym to Goodman, but couldn't find anyway to get $50,000 in time. Peter and his gang of gym buddies, think of ways to raise money, finally settling on winning a dodgeball tournament.
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The Americans
The Americans (2013) - TV Series
Two Soviet intelligence agents pose as a married couple to spy on the American government.
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Le Pont du Nord
Two women with more than a screw loose, Marie (LaFee no less!, played by Bulle Ogier) and Baptiste (played by her daughter Pascale), roam about demolition sites in a gray and wintry Paris. Maybe they are bricks in some sinister scheme, maybe they are playing a board game, maybe it's a fairy tale, maybe it's just complete nonsense and Rivette is having us on. (KG)
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The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath!
A group of old friends have a tradition of going to a public bathing house on New Years eve. Occasionally too much vodka and beer makes two of them unconscious. The problem is that one of them (Sasha) has to go to Leningrad but another one (Zhenya) goes... (imdb)
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Feast
Feast (2014) - Short Film
The story of one man's love life is seen through the eyes of his best friend and dog, Winston, and revealed bite by bite through the meals they share. (imdb)
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