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A man holds a child of about 10 or 11 months so the child can stand on a table and look down into a large clear goldfish bowl, nearly full of water, with two goldfish swimming in it. The child, dressed in a white gown with a white cap, makes an occasional grab for a fish. The fish evade the child. (imdb)

In a desert zone in southwest California, a civilian tribunal passes sentence on groups of dissidents and gives them the option of participating in law enforcement training exercises in the Bear Mountain National Punishment Park.

The animals of a farm successfully revolt against its human owner, only to slide into a more brutal tyranny among themselves. (imdb)

Pierre Lachenay is a well-known publisher and lecturer, married with Franca and father of Sabine, around 10. He meets an air hostess, Nicole. They start a love affair, which Pierre is hiding, but he cannot stand staying away from her. (imdb)

Allegedly true story of a man who is caught smuggling drugs out of Turkey and thrown into a barbaric prison (imdb)

Set against a background of political turbulence in Macedonia and contemporary London, three love stories intertwine to create a powerful portrait of modern Europe.

50's horror movie about Martians invading earth to grow their "Gargon Herd" (actually over-sized lobsters). The hero, Derek, realizes that there is intelligent life on Earth and decides to warn the humans. Eventually he sacrifices himself to destroy the incoming herds of Gargon's and save Earth. (imdb)

Aviator and band leader Roger Bond is forever getting his group fired for flirting with the lady guests. When he falls for Brazilian beauty Belinha de Rezende it appears to be for real, even though she is already engaged... (imdb)

Find out why the birds are so angry. When an island populated by happy, flightless birds is visited by mysterious green piggies, it's up to three unlikely outcasts - Red, Chuck and Bomb - to figure out what the pigs are up to. (imdb)

An English valet brought to the American west assimilates into the American way of life. (imdb)