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Orphan
A husband and wife who recently lost their baby adopt a 9-year-old girl who is not nearly as innocent as she claims to be
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Train of Life
This haunting and powerful comedy is both the story of a village's dream and a suspenseful tale of great escape. (Paramount Classics)
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Klute
A small-town detective searching for a missing man has only one lead: a connection with a New York prostitute. (imdb)
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Sinav
The Exam portrays the difficult school life of the high school students Mert, Sinan, Gamze, Kaan and Uluç, who suffer under the pressures of the forthcoming university entrance exam. In order to study, they must keep their grade point averages as high as possible, which is not the case yet... (imdb)
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Zombie Strippers
In the not too distant future a secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into "Super Zombie Strippers" the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new "fad" even if it means there's no turning back. (IMDB)
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Fantasmagorie
Fantasmagorie (1908) - Short Film
A short animated film where the drawings and characters morph into others to create a series of short sketches.
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The Golden Child
A private detective specializing in missing children is charged with the task of finding a special child that dark forces want to eliminate. (imdb)
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Snow Dogs
When Miami dentist (Gooding, Jr.) finds out that he's been named in a will, he travels to Alaska thinking he's going to be rich. Soon, his dream of wealth turns to mush when he finds out he has been left a team of racing dogs. As Ted's life goes to the dogs, he vows to learn to mush, no matter what it takes. (Walt Disney Pictures)
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Barbershop
A comedy about a day in the life of a barbershop on the south side of Chicago. (MGM)
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The Great Happiness Space: Tale of an Osaka Love Thief
Welcome to The Great Happiness Space: Rakkyo Café. The club's owner, Issei (22), has a staff of twenty boys all under his training to become the top escorts of Osaka's underground love scene. (imdb)
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